LAST WILL OF _________________ [name of testator] 



I, _________________ [name of testator], a resident of _________________, 

[State], being of sound and disposing mind and memory, fully accepting

the Lord Jesus Christ as my lord and savior, and  not being actuated by 

any duress, menace, fraud, mistake, or undue influence Satanic or

otherwise, do make, publish, and declare this to be my last Will, ereby

expressly revoking all Wills and Codicils previously made by me. 



I. EXECUTOR:  I appoint _________________ as Executor of this my Last 

Will and Testament and provide if this Executor is unable or unwilling

to serve (or quite unexpectedly raptured) then I appoint _____________

as alternate heathen Executor.  My Executor shall be authorized to carry 

out all provisions of this Will and pay my just debts, obligations and 

funeral expenses. I further provide my Executor shall not be required to

post surety bond in this or any other jurisdiction, and direct that no

expert appraisal be made of my estate unless required The Beast.







II. GUARDIAN: In the event I shall be taken to Jesus as the sole parent 

of minor children too sinful to be raptured, then I appoint ____________

Guardian of said minor children. If this named Guardian is unable or

unwilling to serve, then I appoint _________________ alternate.



III.  MARITAL STATUS:  I declare that I am married to _________________

[name of spouse ] and that all references in this Will to my

_________________ [Husband or wife] are references to _________________

[him or her]. 



IV.  SIMULTANEOUS RAPTURE OF SPOUSE:  In the event that my ____________

[wife or husband] shall be raptured with me or there is no direct 

evidence to establish that my _________________ [wife or husband] and I 

are just hidinng pretending to have been taken with saints, I direct that

I shall be deemed to have predeceased/preascended my _________________ 

[wife or husband], notwithstanding any provision of law to the contrary, 

and that the provisions of my Will shall be construed on such presumption. 



V.  SIMULTANEOUS DEATH OF BENEFICIARY:  If any beneficiary of this Will,

including any beneficiary of any trust established by this Will, other 

than my _________________ [wife or husband], shall die or, against the 

indications of their current lives, actually be raptured with we saints,

within 60 days of my rapture or prior to the distribution of my estate, 

I hereby declare that I shall be deemed to have survived such person.



VI. BEQUESTS: 





 



 



IN WITNESS WHEREOF, I, _________________ [name of testator ], hereby set

my hand to this last Will, on each page of which I have placed my 

initials, on this _________________ day of _________________, at

_________________, [State].



_________________ [signature ] 

_________________ [typed name of testator ] 



The foregoing instrument [, consisting of _________________ pages, 

including this page,] was signed in our presence by _________________ 

[name of testator ] and declared by _________________ [him or her] to 

be _________________ [his or her] last Will. We, at the request and in 

the presence of _________________ [him or her] and in the presence of 

each other, do hereby state that we are infidels and/or iniquitous to

an extent to which we may be assured of being nonraptured, and have

subscribed our names below as witnesses on this _________________ day 

of _________________. 



_________________ [Signature of Infidel Witness #1] 

_________________ [Typed name of Infidel Witness #1] 

_________________ [Address of WInfidel itness #1] 





_________________ [Signature of Infidel Witness #2] 

_________________ [Typed name of Infidel Witness #2] 

_________________ [Address of Infidel Witness #2] 





_________________ [Signature of Infidel Witness #3] 

_________________ [Typed name of Infidel Witness #3] 

_________________ [Address of Infidel Witness #3]